Me at Mall = Ball of Stress

My jeans have a giant hole in the left hip pocket that threatens to liberate my wallet. So today I spent 3 hours in a mall looking for a new pair. I went to every place in the mall that had guys’ jeans, tried on jeans in 4 different places, criss-crossed the mall three times, and at one point decided that if I ate something maybe I would be less troubled and frustrated and more likely to buy jeans. I did end up with a pair of jeans, and now all I have to do is find a place that would like to charge me less than 40 dollars for hemming them…
Also, Panda Express thinks that Orange Flavored Chicken is a Panda Express Original. That’s like me saying that I invented Grilled Cheese.
Jun 18th, 2005 |
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June 21st, 2005 at 12:59 am
Go to Nordstrom. Even though you didn’t buy the jeans there, they don’t care. Their tailor shop does a really great job(I too have all my jeans hemmed), and it should be any more than $15. Ask them to hem it with “The original hem.” It looks more natural that way.
June 28th, 2005 at 10:28 am
Sorry you had such a frustrating experience. Obviously you did not inherit your mother’s shopping “genes”.
July 6th, 2005 at 7:44 am
I can’t believe you invented grilled cheese… I love that sandwich!